A Good Burglar is a Dead Burglar
All's well that ends well, I say. A bonehead burglar in South Carolina died falling down a flight of stairs in the home he had broken into, reports the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office this past week. The home was being extensively remodeled and was vacant at the time. A worker showed up early the next day and found broken glass and other signs of a break in, like, the guy that broke in! Authorities figure this moron was there to steal copper pipes or tools.