Chris Illuminati
Man Jailed For Attempting to Turn Poop Into Gold
A man from Northern Ireland is behind bars for attempting to turn his own feces into gold. His brilliant idea caused almost $5,000 worth of damage to his apartment when he tried to dry out his poop on a heater.
The Sexiest Ad For a Bank EVER [VIDEO]
We hate going to the bank. Long lines. Crappy lollipops. Unstealable pens. Perhaps we are just using the wrong bank. Perhaps we just live in the wrong country.
Tehmeena Afzal — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Tehmeena Afzal is cover model that’s been featured in King and Show magazines and has appeared in numerous music videos. In her high school days, she was named to All City and All State teams in softball and won Female Athlete of the Year. Tehmeena is our crush for being both beautiful and ridiculously athletic.
Rhiannon Fish — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Rhiannon Fish is an Australian actress who first appeared on television at the age of 11 in the Australian show ‘Neighbours.’ She later starred as in the Disney Channel show ‘As the Bell Rings’ and currently plays April Scott on show ‘Home and Away.’
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Lindsay Lohan Mugshots Exhibit Decrease in Hotness [PICTURE]
Lindsay Lohan is probably reporting to her new gig at the L.A. County morgue right about now. Fine. She probably isn’t, but, her latest court appearance brought with it at least one real guarantee– a new mugshot of LiLo for the world to enjoy.
9 Facts About Candy Corn
Candy corn. We love it. It’s delicious and is the cure to all the world’s problems. Aside from those irrefutable facts, we know nothing about the confectionery delights. Perhaps we should know more. But how, HOW can we learn more?!? Oh interwebs, you’ve rescued us once again!
10 Classic Coach Meltdowns [VIDEO]
That whole Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz tussle was fun wasn’t it? Two grown men mixing it up over a professional sporting event. Stuff like that usually only happens in every single sports bar on any given day.
Couple Has Sex While Skydiving [VIDEO]
The “Mile High Club” has met its match. Having sex in a plane is simple compared to having sex while jumping out of a plane. MSNBC explains how the FAA is investigating allegations (though the video makes it pretty darn obvious) that two skydiving school employees were engaging in mid-air coitus.
Man Needs Surgery For 100-Pound Scrotum [VIDEO]
Wesley Warren Jr. needs surgery on his 100-pound scrotum. It affects his entire life, which isn’t shocking, considering it’s a hundred pound sack hanging between his legs. Doctors estimate he’d need about $1 million for the surgery to repair his massive genital area. Of course, Warre
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Who Is the Most Influential Man in the World?
AskMen.com released its annual list of the most influential men in the world. You can probably guess the man at the top of the list but we won’t spoil it.
Jennifer Nicole Lee — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
After having two kids and reaching two hundred pounds, Jennifer Nicole Lee lost seventy pounds and launched a career as a fitness professional. Lee is a former ‘Miss Bikini America’ and Muscle & Fitness Magazine’s ‘Ms. Muscle and Fitness’ in 2006. She has appeared on ‘Inside Edition,’ ‘Oprah’ and ‘The Early Show.’
Ciara Price — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Playboy magazine’s ‘Miss November’ Ciara Price is a self-described “closet nerd” that has been taking apart computers and putting them back together since the seventh grade. She was the only girl in her computer class and the guys loved that she could keep up with them and speak their language. Ciara is our crush for still being a gorgeous dork all these years later.