Bikini Wrestling Should Be a College Major
It’s not fair. It’s really not fair. College seems so much more fun now. We haven’t even been out of school that long but the kids these days are putting our hijinks to shame. TO SHAME!
For example, this backyard Jell-o wrestling event. It’s not the craziest thing we’ve ever seen but the fact that these ladies agreed to participate is leaps and bounds more awesome than anything that went down while we were in school.
I mean we tried. We were all “wrestle in your underwear for homecoming weekend” and they were all “go beer bong each other you pervs.” No school spirit.