Totally wish we were kidding, but this is for real.

According to NBC 25, three lanes on Northbound I-75 just north of Vienna are closed because a semi-truck was involved in an accident. The semi-truck was hauling tons of human waste and about 11,000 gallons of it is all over the expressway.

So far, environmental crews are heading to the scene to clean up the mess. No word on when the expressway will be opened back up.

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