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Boy Brings Dad’s Heroin To Show & Tell
When I was in school kids brought pets and pictures of family vacations to show and tell. I guess that's a little old-fashioned for today's student!
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Three Amigos Pulled Over For Speeding, Cops Found A Cow In The Back Seat
What's the strangest thing that you have had in your back seat? I will admit to having a goat in the back seat of my husband's Firebird back in the day, but that's nothing compared to this story.
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Amish Youth ‘Road Drink’ in Horse Drawn Buggies
Remember the glorious, misspent days of our youth? Warm, sultry nights. Cruising the back roads with the windows down and the rock music blaring. Beer for the guys, Boone's Farm for the girls. We called it 'road drinking.' Would you call this 'buggy drinking'? Yep, it's about the Amish.
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Man In Jail For Misusing Eagles’ Lyrics [VIDEO]
Talk about upset! There seems to have been a lot of planning and effort that went into this voice mail message.
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Dumb Criminal Pulls ‘Dine and Dash’ In Restaurant Full of Cop Waiters
It’s never a good idea to run up a restaurant tab and then skip out on the bill — and it’s an even worse idea when said eatery is lousy with cops.
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Best Criminal Ever Breaks Into Apartment, Cooks, Cleans and Does Laundry
On Feb. 6th, Ashley Murray of Indiana arrived home with her son to discover a strange man in her apartment. At first, Murray thought she was being robbed. But then, she noticed that the interloper had cooked dinner, folded laundry and swept the floor. Imagine if all trespassers were this helpful!
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Man Calls 911 Because He Wanted to Fight a Cop
We’ve all heard the wacky stories of folks calling 911 because they didn’t get enough cheese on their Subway sandwich, or because they were angry that a drug dealer/hooker/bookie ripped them off.
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Man With World’s Worst Name Arrested
The reporting Madison, Wisconsin police officer must have had a spell-check meltdown as a man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on parole violations.
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Verizon Wireless Announces New ‘Convenience Fee’
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Man Shoots Himself at Hospital to Get More Painkillers
A Billings, Montana hospital denied a patient’s demand for prescription painkillers, so the patient did the only logical thing — he shot himself in the ankle.
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Drunken Dumb Guy Calls 911 for Help With Broken iPhone [NSFW AUDIO]
We’ve all seen examples of dumb calls made to 911 before. But the age of handheld technology has now introduced a new form of abuse where 911 is used as iPhone support.
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Is Domino’s Pizza Really Building a Branch on the Moon? [VIDEO]
If an ad campaign from Domino’s Japan is to be believed, the pizza giant is making plans to take their brand to the final frontier: the moon.