As if we needed further proof that (A) cleavage is awesome and (B) no straight man is immune to the seductive powers of breasts, the following clip cleverly beats that busty horse to death.

The video opens with your basic self-righteous vegan’d and yoga’d dude approached after yoga class by a beaming blonde with beautiful, bountiful busoms. As they begin conversing, it takes less than a minute for her to call him out about staring at her supple chest.

Instead of shying away from his ogling, he takes a giant step forward in the realness department for mankind. He drops some serious science on the unsuspecting hottie, going through man’s biological disposition, nay genetic need, to ogle and obsess over breasts. Oh yeah, then he gets her to go out with him.

Namaste dude!