We’re beginning to think Kate Upton doesn’t sleep. She might be a robot. How else can you explain the sheer volume of pics and videos she’s putting out? Anyway, ‘LOVE’ (which we’re assuming is the UK magazine) shot her and Doutzen Kroes in their lingerie to celebrate Easter. Upton’s edition might be the sexiest non-nude clip we’ve seen… ever and Doutzen’s is not too far behind. We’d gladly let either one play with our eggs. Even Jesus is like, “Uh, I have to go to the bathroom.”

Here’s Kate’s video card…

Here’s Doutzen’s…

Gun to your head – who would you rather eat Peeps with – Kate or Doutzen?