The Pakistan Telecommunications Authority has recently banned 1,700 “obscene” words and phrases from texts. The move is reportedly part of an effort to curb offensive spam.

But while the list of banned terms includes some that are recognizably offensive, there are others that don’t make much sense, like “athlete’s foot” and “glazed donut.” Ever had the desire to text the phrase “monkey crotch?” If you live in Pakistan, you just can forget it.

Here’s a sample of some of the banned words and phrases:

Athlete’s foot

Deposit

Black out

Drunk

Flatulence

Glazed Donut

Harem

Jesus Christ

Hostage

Murder

Penthouse

Satan

Flogging the dolphin

Monkey crotch

Idiot

Damn

Deeper

Four twenty

Go to hell

Harder

Looser

No sex

Quickie

Fairy

[via Gawker]