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2012′s Dumbest Criminals Are Painfully Dumb

Emerald Catron — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:24:33 +0000

It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.

Bride and Groom Arrested After Stealing Food for Wedding Reception

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:00:16 +0000

Newlyweds Brittany Lurch and Arthur Phillips wanted a nice spread for their wedding reception last Friday. So the pair, who had actually been married a few days earlier, went to their local Wegmans supermarket, filled their shopping carts up with over $1,000 of ”stuff that someone might need for a wedding reception,” and then decided they were going to turn the groceries into a wedding gift by walking out without paying.

Man Arrested After Complaining To Police He Was Cheated in Coke Deal

Tim Gray — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:11:05 +0000

The 40-dollar bag of cocaine Antonio Recinos bought from his friendly neighborhood drug dealer seemed to him to be a bit short. So the East Hartford, Connecticut man dialed 911 to report that he had been ripped off. However, before getting into the details of how he’d been wronged, the 35-year-old aborted the call. Was [...]