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Special Delivery: Toddler Gets Owned By Mailman [VIDEO]

Jeremy Fenech — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:54:33 +0000

This could explain why dogs hate postal workers.

Cleveland Weatherman Loses Cool During Heat / Thunder Forecast

Ben Chew — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:00:46 +0000

As you may figure, Cleveland sports fans are still not really over the fact that LeBron James left Cleveland and won an NBA title in Miami. One of those fans was WEWS weatherman Mark Johnson who tried to get through his nightly weather forecast. Sadly, he couldn’t do it, as the mere mention of the [...]

Woman's Butt Gets Fired Up by a Hot Rocket

Mike Adams — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:00:30 +0000

When Kairee Goodin took a trip out to the Mojave Desert back in June 2010, to attend an amateur rocket festival, she expected it to be hot – but what she didn’t expect is a high powered rocket to leave her entire backside looking like something from the Elephant Man. The 21-year-old biotech from Seattle, [...]

Never Let Your Live-In Stripper Drive Your Mustang

Phil Villarreal — Tue, 01 May 2012 15:00:19 +0000

If you’re rich and your girlfriend happens to be a stripper, it stands to reason that you impressed her by throwing your money around. Moderation is important in all aspects of life, though, especially when it comes to letting stripper girlfriends get behind expensive cars they can’t handle. A Reddit user, who posted the picture [...]

North Korea Fails in Attempt to Launch Long-Range Missile

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 10:09:05 +0000

North Korea found itself front and center in the international community when it launched a long-range missile Friday morning, local time.

Despite the country’s reported efforts, officials in the US claim the launch failed because the rocket broke before leaving the Earth’s atmosphere.

LivingSocial Offers Cleveland Steamer For $69

Patrick Bateman — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

It’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake these days. It’s also become apparent that the internet will always find a way to outsmart filters and moderators. Take this Living Social deal in Cleveland offering eco-friendly carpet cleaning and deodorizing.

Guy Calls Cops 'Cuz Drunk Wife Won't Let Him Facebook

Tanya Sapula — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:00:31 +0000

Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.

How Not To Pull Up To A Gas Pump

BJ Ragone — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:00:37 +0000

This surveillance camera footage shows someone who clearly has no idea how to drive. Considering it took place in South Florida, we can only assume that this is an elderly person who can barely see above the steering wheel. According to reports, the yellow Hummer (the one that goes flying across the screen) was waiting [...]

Dumb Criminal Pulls 'Dine and Dash' In Restaurant Full of Cop Waiters

Shauna Wright — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:00:36 +0000

It’s never a good idea to run up a restaurant tab and then skip out on the bill — and it’s an even worse idea when said eatery is lousy with cops. After Alan Golden, 22, of New Mexico, ate dinner with a group of friends at a local Applebee’s, they thought they’d pull a [...]

Man Shows Up Naked And High For Job Interview

Joe Student — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:00:15 +0000

A California man showed up completely naked and high on methamphetamine to ask for a job interview at a welding shop. Jose Ayala showed off more than his soldering skills in search of an interview at a welding shop in the Del Paso Heights-area of California last week. The shop’s owner told a local TV [...]

Dumb Criminal Busted for Using Fake ID with Jack Nicholson's Photo

Shauna Wright — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:00:33 +0000

The first rule of Fake ID Club may very well be that you don’t talk about Fake ID Club. But we have to think the second rule surely has to be “don’t use an internationally-famous movie star’s photo.” Seems a Brazilian conman didn’t get the memo, though. Ricardo Sergio Freire de Barros, 41, was arrested [...]

Woman Miraculously Survives After Bungee Cord Snaps Over Crocodile-Infested River [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:00:47 +0000

On Dec. 31, an Australian tourist Erin Langworthy’s bungee cord snapped, sending her plummeting 365 feet into the crocodile-infested Zambesi River below. Does that qualify as a worst-case scenario or what? Miraculously, Langworthy survived by swimming to safety despite a broken collarbone and the fact that her legs were tied together by the broken bungee [...]

Phony Doctor Injected Cement Mixture Into Plastic Surgery Patients [PICTURES]

Kathy Landin — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 23:00:44 +0000

A transgender woman was arrested in Miami for performing medical procedures without a license. She’s also charged with causing great bodily harm cause by her phony enhancement procedures, where she injected a mixture containing Fix-A-Flat, a tire inflator and sealant, into her patients. On Friday, police finally caught up with Oneal Ron Morris after investigating [...]

Guy Arrested For DWI Wearing 'I'm a Drunk' T-Shirt

Chris Nowaczyk — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 23:00:34 +0000

It’s always important in life to “dress the part” but what exactly does a person wear to look drunk? How about a shirt alerting everyone to that fact? Kevin Daly, 22, of Long Island, NY, was charged with a DWI after ramming a Suffolk County Police Department’s SAFE-T (Selective Alcohol Fatality Enforcement Team) vehicle. When [...]

What's Hiding In This Garbage Can? [VIDEO]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:00:33 +0000

There are several possible things that could be hanging out inside this garbage can. We’ll narrow it down so that you can take a guess. Is it… A. Oscar the Grouch B. A homeless man C. Michael Lohan D. Ninja squirrel Oh, you’ll never get it. It’s a ninja squirrel. Though Michael Lohan was our [...]

Halloween Walk Of Shame [VIDEO]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:00:22 +0000

Halloween parties are a great opportunity for random hook-ups. Especially because every girl is wearing a sexy costume. We don’t know that for fact, since we haven’t been invited to a Halloween party in years. We based that info on the comments people with lives make on their Facebook pages. The costume party nookie potential [...]

Man Gets Stuck in Kiddie Swing for Nine Hours After Bet Gone Horribly Wrong

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:00:30 +0000

After betting his friends $100 that he could fit in a kiddie swing at a playground, a 21-year-old Vallejo, CA man lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed through the swing’s two small leg holes. Bad idea, as the man’s legs quickly began to swell, and he couldn’t get out of the diaper-like seat. But [...]

Cheerleader's Back Flip Attempt Ends In Failure [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:00:57 +0000

Four cheerleaders flawlessly execute a back flip. Then it’s the fifth cheerleader’s turn and… failure. Her loss is our gain. Check out her awkward tumble below. [via Say OMG] Read Original: Cheerleader’s Back Flip Attempt Ends In Failure [VIDEO]

Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:00:27 +0000

This drunk girl in this video starts out dancing and ends in face-plant infamy. Some rough NSFW language, as is often the case when somebody takes a drunken spill. Check it out below. And may all your embarrassing face-plants be private. [via Say OMG] Read Original: Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW [...]

Maya Rudolph Out Sings Christina Aguilera [VIDEO]

Tim Gray — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:53:46 +0000

The topics that come up after every Superbowl performance always hit the internet with fury. This video shows that no one really knows the true lyrics to the National Anthem. Thanks to my friend Stephen Lenz for showing me this. I almost wet myself. [bestweekever.tv]