Why Men Don’t Write Love Notes [PICTURE]
We heart you. Literally. Heart you.
Need proof? Would you accept a real heart on a piece of loose leaf paper as a token of our undying love and admiration? It was quite expensive. You’ve got no idea the price of hearts these days. Even in this terrible economy. The heart trade is apparently recession proof.
If you think this display is creepy then we request you don’t go into the bedroom. We went a little overboard in our attempt at asking if you’d like to engage in a rousing round of love making. On a related note, animal genitalia seems to be incredibly recession proof as well.