Fractal ‘Tetris’ Huracan is a Florida woman who claims to be in a relationship with Tetris. Yes - the video game Tetris. Before her love affair with Tetris, she was in love with a calculator. I am not joking.

Fractal claims that her relationship with Tetris IS intimate. I don't even want to think about where she is putting that cartridge! She also plans on marrying 'him'. WTF? Maybe she and Chris Monroe can have a double ceremony. I know Chris would love to marry his cigarettes! For the full interview, click here.