Do you have workmates that annoy you by their gross habits? I used to work in a place where a sales guy would clip his nails at his desk exactly at 9 a.m. I used to call him "Big Ben" because you could always tell time by the gross things he would do on the hour. I thought I escaped that disgusting craziness by working in a radio station. Boy was I wrong!

Most people would think the us DJs are a little 'off', that's why we work in radio and couldn't possibly work in a 'normal' job. This is true. But sometimes a DJ crosses the line into way unacceptable behavior for even the most odd crew. This is a recent example. This was found in one of the productions studios:


Now, as you can see, that is a piece of gum on the table. Yes, it is wearing sunglasses to make it more appealing to look at. But it is a piece of pre-chewed gum. Set there, on the table, where everyone touches, sneezes, and wipes there grubby diseased hands and whatever else on. Someone decided to place their gum, that was in their mouth, on the table, then I would assume put it back in THEIR MOUTH!  Why?! What sick individual would do something like this? That is gross. But what makes things even more disgusting is that I almost accidentally touched it while grabbing a binder.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long radio career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you go now and clean it up, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will prank you. I don't know you, but when I find you I will prank you. HARD!