This Sunday, we celebrate the 245th birthday of the United States of America with food, fireworks, and dad jokes.

That's right, nothing says freedom, liberty, and patriotism like corny dad jokes. So, when you are having a beer and enjoying your friends and family this weekend, be sure to bust out one of these dad jokes!

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Q: If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
A: A Yankee Poodle Dandy.

Q: How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings.

Q: Why did the duck say bang?
A: Because he was a firequacker.

Q: What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?
A: They are both red, white, and blue.

Q: What did one American flag say to the other American flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance

Q: Where did George Washington keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies.

Q: What did the patriot put on his dry skin?
A: Revo-lotion!

Q: What do parrots eat on the 4th of July?
A: Fire-crackers.

Q: What was the favorite drink of the American colonists?
A: Liber-tea.

If you have a patriotic dad joke that you think is better than one of these, be sure to post it in the comments!

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