Jen A. Miller

We’re a fan of all things natural (especially blondes) and we’re willing to suspend our disbelief that “natural” products don’t contain toxic junk but the Steinrueck brothers’ ‘all natural’ neck ties might be taking it a bit too far — the ties are made of wood.

We liked our He-Man toys just as much as the other guy, but Dr. Byron Clavicle and Grute Skullbasher have taken obsession with barbarians to an entirely different and very weird level.

Holiday shopping is one step above torture but getting crappy presents is even worse.

We have nothing against long hair. All those lovely locks cascading softly over shoulders is just fine. Sighhhhh.