The year is 1988. You and your older brother are in the "way back" of your family's woody station wagon on the bench seat that faces the back window. You're surrounded by a sea of brown.

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Childhood Memories in the Way-Back

You’ve just grabbed ice cream at Sherman's Dairy in South Haven, Michigan, when—oops!—you hit a bump and your chocolate cone smacks the car’s ceiling, leaving a mark the two of you will forever joke is poop... Your parents beg you to stop saying that when other people are in the car.

Life is good.

This is a real memory from my childhood! Do you have some like that? Oh, and road trips in that station wagon were the best! We’d fold all the seats down in back, and my brother and I would sleep the whole way Up North.

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Or maybe you didn't grow up riding in an Oldsmobile station wagon, but you remember playing "Woody, No Woody Back," with your pals? (If you're not familiar, it's like "Slug Bug", where if you see a Volkswagen Bug you get to punch your friend and they can't retaliate.)

This Classic Woody Wagon Could Be Yours

Well, if you're nostalgic for that time, have I got the car for you! A 1987 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser Wagon 4D is for sale in Gaylord, Michigan. Get a look at this bad boy!

Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
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According to the seller, it’s in great condition, and you’ll turn heads cruising in this beauty—strangers may even ask to sit in the back for a photo.

Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
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The ceiling liner is sagging a bit—held up with pins, in true 1980s fashion—but I’m told it’s an easy fix if you want to lose the pins.

Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
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Aside from that, the seller says all upholstery is in excellent condition and the seat belts work. The woody seats eight, including the bench seat for two that faces the back door.

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Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
Sara M Gapinski via Facebook Marketplace
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A Piece of ’80s Road Trip History

Interested? This nostalgic ride will set you back $6,500 or best offer—but pay full price and they’ll throw in a stash of classic country cassettes (apparently there are “some really good ones”). Plus, you’ll get a “parts wagon,” a 1989 twin that comes with the deal!

Who knows—snag this wagon, and you might just find yourself eating a drippy cone in the way-back, making questionable ceiling art, and hollering “Woody, No Woody Back!” at strangers. Some cars take you from A to B—this one takes you straight back to the ’80s.

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Gallery Credit: Charlotte Barnett