Ew. These Are the Germiest Spots at Michigan Pools

It’s one thing to go to a friend’s house for a swim, but it’s a whole other story stepping into a crowded public pool where you have no clue what’s lurking beneath the surface, clinging to every handrail, or dripping off those shared pool noodles.

When I was a kid, we’d hit up this popular wave pool in Oakland County all the time. Back then, the thought of germs barely crossed my mind. Now? Yeah, let’s just say my perspective on those shared handrails and floating noodles has definitely changed.

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Alright, let’s dive into some of those nasty spots where the germiest of germs love to hang out and simmer under the summer sun.

The Pool Ladder
Everyone grabs it. No one cleans it between swimmers. Just picture sweaty hands, sunscreen goop, snot rockets, and whatever else people drag in from the bathroom. Yeah, that’s what you’re grabbing onto.

The Waterline
That slimy ring around the edge of the pool? Yeah, it’s freaking disgusting. It’s basically a floating slime pile packed with bacteria, body oils, and who knows what else. Stay far away.

The Kiddie Pool
Even if it’s super chlorinated, warm shallow water plus sun-soaked diapers equals swimming pool hell. No wonder these little death traps often get flagged in health inspections.

The Pool Deck
You’re barefoot. Other people are barefoot. Some just walked straight out of the bathroom. Have you ever seen the floor of a boys’ bathroom? It’s like a urine bomb went off...it’s everywhere. Flip-flops aren’t just for fashion, they’re for survival.

Showers and Changing Rooms
If you’re looking for athlete’s foot, congrats, you’ve found it. The floors here are always damp, and that’s basically a five-star resort for fungus. If you’re not wearing sandals, you’re screwed.

Foam Noodles
Sure, they float. But they also soak up water… and germs. For some reason, every kid feels the need to wrap their lips around the end and spit water at whoever’s nearby. They’re basically soggy, bacteria-filled sponges just waiting to ruin your day.

We’re not saying you shouldn’t hit up your local public pool this summer. We’re just saying maybe don’t lick the handrails or share a noodle with a stranger. Oh, and for the love of your feet, wear something on them.