Genius Learns Painful Lesson While Trying to Jump Train Platforms

The light bulb was a great idea. This? Not so much.

In this video, a man decides it will be fun to try and jump from one train platform to another. We know, we know -- he should find a more constructive hobby (like, oh, say, buying shirts).

Needless to say, but we'll say it, anyway, things did not go according to plan and his idea may go down alongside the third 'Matrix' movie as one that someone should've stopped from happening.