Even though he was born in Chicago and lived in Birmingham, MI, Milky The Clown had the burial that is fit for any great magician, as his remains were cremated and scattered over Lake Palmer in Colon, Michigan, the Magic Capital of the World
I put together a list of places I think would be least optimal for the situation and where, in a fictional setting, you'd have the least chance of surviving a slasher coming for your soul.
Marshall, Michigan born author John Bellairs based his highly acclaimed children's book The House With a Clock in Its Walls on the Cronin House which spawned a 2018 Hollywood movie starring Jack Black and Cate Blanchett.