Anyone else feeling a little sluggish today? I am not hungover, I got plenty of sleep - but I still don't feel quite like myself. I believe I just may have a Case of the Mondays.

By proper definition, Case of the Mondays is,

An especially bad mood brought on by the onset of the workweek or the school week–which, for most of us, begins on Mondays.

Okay, maybe I don't have an official Case of the Mondays, because I am not in a bad mood. I am just going to blame the Big Game. Even though I did not watch it. I mean it was on, I just was not paying attention to it. I did not focus on even one commercial. I missed the halftime show by The Weekend (I will watch it on YouTube eventually today). Honestly the only time I looked at the television, was at the end of each quarter so I could see if I won a football square. I did not by the way. Maybe that's why I feel so blah today - because I spent $50 dollars on squares and won zero.

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That's it! I don't have a Case of the Mondays - I feel off today because I am a loser. One guy won twice on the squares I was in on. Twice - how unfair is that? However, if I won twice that would have been more than acceptable.

Oh well, whatever my diagnosis is, I am sure I am not alone. I bet even you are moving a little slow today. Trust me, we are all better than Chris Monroe is today. He looks like he was run over by three Mondays.

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