I have only attempted to cook a turkey once, and trust me once was enough. I did not start the dang bird on time, so it was still raw when my guests arrived. Long story short, I had to go buy a ham real fast. I could have used a turkey help hotline for sure. Who knew?

If you have questions now, or last minute questions on Thanksgiving Day, feel free to dial up the Turkey Talk-Line at 1-800-BUTTERBALL. You can also text, chat and email as well (what a time to be alive).

If you are not familiar with the help line, here is a description via Butterball.com,

For more than 30 years, the professionally trained turkey experts that make up the Turkey Talk-Line have been answering turkey related questions each holiday season. Open every November and December, our 50+ experts answer more than 100,000 questions, for thousands of households around the United States and Canada.

I will not be cooking a turkey, I lost all interest in that long ago - but if you, are feel free to reach out to the professionals at Butterball. If you need help picking out a tequila, feel free to reach out to ME. Happy Thanksgiving.