Contact Us

10 Fun Ways to Deal with Annoyingly Loud People at the Movies — The Funnies

Talking in Theater
Thinkstock

It already costs an arm and a leg to go to the movies. After you’ve scrounged up your spare change to see that new superhero flick all you want to do is relax and enjoy the film, right? Wrong!

Sometimes there are a certain bunch of individuals who make it their personal mission to ruin your night at the picture show.

Everyone knows who we’re talking about: those rude noisy people who can’t save their comments until after the movie. Now, we don’t condone any type of violence when it comes to these entertainment offenders — but we do have some creative ways to handle them. Here are 10 of them:

1. Use their heads as target practice for spitting gummy bears.

2. Start eating their popcorn.

3. Yell, “I didn’t realize this film came with MORON’S commentary!”

4. Convince them that there is special “conversation seating” in the theater. Offer to lead them to it’s location. Cleverly lead them to the parking lot and lock the door behind them.

5. Sit on their lap.

6. Move closer to them and whisper, “If you keep talking, my leprechauns will follow you home!”

7. Start singing “This is the song that doesn’t end.”

8.  Have your friend start crying, then get up and yell “Look what you’ve done! My friend was so excited to see this movie, and you RUINED IT!”  Then demand an apology.

9. Inform them that the PRE-RECORDED FICTIONAL characters being PROJECTED onto a giant screen cannot hear a word they are saying.

10. Fart really loud and blame it on them.

More from US 103

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://us103.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on US 103.1 Classic Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on US 103.1 Classic Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!