Chris Illuminati
Man Arrested For Eating Raw Beef Off Walmart Shelf
The hashtag #uknowuhungrywhen is currently trending on Twitter. The guy in this story was so hungry he didn’t have time to pay for, or even cook, his food.
Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size
Normally a lawsuit involving a fast food chain and a patron has something to do with the food. In the case of Martin Kessman versus White Castle the main complaint by Mr. Kessman is that the restaurant’s booths aren’t big enough. Online Dish explains how his local White Castle repeatedly broke promises to make the booths at his local franchise bigger.
Inventor Blows Roof Off Home Trying To Brew Vodka
We’ve heard of basement beer brewing and home wine making but never experiments involving the creation of a bootleg vodka. Maybe because the whole process could be damn dangerous in the hands of amateurs.
The Daily Mail explains how an inventor in a South Wales village blew the roof off of his home while messing with his vodka distilling equipment...
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by the man behind the counter “not to waste his time.”
9 Watchable Women at the 2011 MTV VMAs [PICS]
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The MTV Video Music Awards are pointless. The awards are part popularity contest and part “who is available to show up and perform?” We think the performers, presenters and the audience all know the moon man award is a tacky paperweight worth about as much as, well, a tacky paperweight. The actual
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