11 Years Ago – Elvis Costello Fills in For David Letterman
Costello had been a regular guest on Letterman’s ‘Late Show’ over the years, but for this appearance, he not only acted as musical guest, but also host. Letterman was recovering from an eye infection, and the entire week was stocked with big name guest hosts including Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell.
Costello took to the gig like a fish to water, delivering a sharp monologue that included well-placed jabs at himself. He began by saying what a thrill it was to host ‘Saturday Night Live’ before being informed by Letterman band leader Paul Schaffer that it was, in fact, ‘Late Show’ and not SNL. Costello replied, ‘Well that’s an even bigger thrill…I hate ‘Saturday Night Live!’” Of course this was a joking reference to Costello’s December 1977 appearance on that program, during which he angered network officials by playing a song different than the one they had approved.
Anyway, back to 2003… Elvis promised the live crowd that the show would be “really, really average.” His guests for the evening were actress Kim Cattrall, Eddie Izzard and comedian Mitch Hedberg. The musical guest was, of course, Elvis Costello & the Imposters. Early in the monologue he joked about the differences between America and England, then, to somewhat uncomfortable audience response, noted that It’s “surprising how easy it is for a foreigner to get into your country.” This was, mind you, only a year and a half after 9/11.
Talking of his history with Letterman, Costello then sings a song, titled ‘Letterman’ — sung to the tune of his classic ‘Allison’ — that jokes about him wanting his own late night show. A joke it may have been, but hosting the ‘Late Show’ ultimately led to Costello hosting his own music themed show, ‘Spectacle,’ on the Sundance Channel from 2008 to 2010.