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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

Lindsay Lohan Now a Suspect in Yet Another Burglary

Shauna Wright — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 17:58:05 +0000

Another day, another jewelry heist, another nail in the coffin of what was once Lindsay Lohan’s promising career.

Last week, LiLo was partying at the home of her wealthy friend Sam Magid, and while she was there, about $100,000 worth of jewelry, watches and designer sunglasses went missing.

Coincidence?

Watch Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live

Joe Student — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:00:05 +0000

Everyone’s favorite Hollywood train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ last night. While the idea of Lindsay Lohan on SNL probably scared the censors at NBC, Lohan and the SNL writers did a great job using her sparingly, especially on “The Real Housewives of Disney” skit. It seems as though the condition NBC made [...]

Hugh Hefner Disapproved Of Lindsay Lohan Playboy Photos

Joe Student — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:00:47 +0000

Lindsay Lohan had a second round of nude photographs taken Friday for her upcoming ‘Playboy’ spread, thanks to magazine founder Hugh Hefner, who was worried that the results of the initial shoot were not in line with Playboy’s standards.

Lindsay Lohan Mugshots Exhibit Decrease in Hotness [PICTURE]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:40:24 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is probably reporting to her new gig at the L.A. County morgue right about now. Fine. She probably isn’t, but, her latest court appearance brought with it at least one real guarantee– a new mugshot of LiLo for the world to enjoy.