I can't help but hear "I Can't Feel My Face" by The Weeknd when I think about this. A 17-year-old smoked a lot of marijuana. How much weed you ask? So much ganja that the young man couldn't feel, well, anything!

At least that's what the baked boy told the fuzz when he called for help. The 911 operator asked the stoner if anyone was there to let the emergency responders in, to which he replied that there was... but they didn't know.

Can you imagine the police knocking at your door saying they got a call from your address from a seventeen-year-old who smoked so much pot that he couldn't feel his hands?