Jo Pincushion

10 Things You Shouldn’t Do On Your First Day of School — The Funnies
It’s time to hit the books again. Summer is officially over, and the time for learning is at hand.

10 Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of Target — The Funnies
Department stores are great for everyday needs. It’s a one-stop shop for your bedding, electronics, and sometimes even your grocery needs. Target is one of the biggest department stores in the United States. This magical place not only has everything you could possibly need, but they have unbelievable prices.

Weather Girl Straight Up Denies Anchorman’s Offer to ‘Canoodle’
This local CTV anchorman tried to put the moves on the station’s cute weather girl, and she quickly (and publicly) shot him down. After attempting to make a witty comment following a segment with the word “canoodling” the anchorman suggested that he and the hot meteorologist do some canoodling of their own later.
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Chinese Man Builds Himself Awesome Bionic Hands
A Chinese man who lost both of his hands eight years ago after a homemade bomb exploded, has built himself a new pair of hands. Yes, he built himself a pair of bionic hands. We know what you’re thinking….how did he even start without any hands in the first place?

10 Last Minute Summer Vacations You Can Take — The Funnies
This might be your last chance have some of that summer fun. Colleges are starting to begin the fall semester. Mothers are frantically picking up school supplies for their little ones. The bikinis are going away, and the cardigans are here to stay.

10 Amusement Park Rides We Wish Existed — The Funnies
One of the best parts of summer is heading to an amusement park. You’ve been to a few amusement parks in your day and been on the same rides over and over again. It can get old after awhile and you wish someone would come up with ideas to spice up these boring rides.

Drunk Guy Passes Out on Airport Conveyor Belt, Gets X-Rayed
Save your amateur “funny drunk pass out” stories — this one will top them all.

A Video of People Walking Into Things? Yes, Please!
You’ve done it, we’ve all done it, but no one really likes to admit walking into something accidentally. Sometimes it’s a telephone poll, sometimes it’s a tricky glass door and sometimes it’s right into the breasts of an unsuspecting lady with big breasts. Oops!
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10 Ways to Cope with the Olympics Ending — The Funnies
The Olympics have ended and you already have some serious withdrawal. You’ve watched every event and had a great time cheering on your country. It’s totally unfair that you have to wait another four years for the summer Olympics.

10 Fun Ways to Deal with Annoyingly Loud People at the Movies — The Funnies
It already costs an arm and a leg to go to the movies. After you’ve scrounged up your spare change to see that new superhero flick all you want to do is relax and enjoy the film, right? Wrong!

10 Surprising Things the Mars Curiosity Rover Discovered — The Funnies
With the help of a cool mohawk-wielding mission controller, NASA was able to successfully navigate the Curiosity rover onto Mars.
NASA’s been to Mars before, but this trip is making history.

11 Things You Must Do Before Summer Is Over — The Funnies
August is here, and that means you only have a month left of summer. Where did the time go?