Bro do you even Elf on the Shelf? If you don't -- you soon will whether you like it or not. Thanks to Facebook and other social media sites, those that do Elf on the Shelf want to share every damn thing their Elf does. 

If memory serves correct (and if it doesn't -- I will be reminded by Facebook memories), many of your elves got into quite a bit of mischief last year.

There were elves that drank too much...

...and elves inhaling countless lines of flour.

There were even elves watching Barbies strip!


I can only imagine what this year will bring. If you are not down with Elf on a Shelf, I strongly urge you to turn off all social media for the next 25 days. Ho Ho Ho!

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