I am at a loss for words on how to even describe this property in Grand Blanc.

I was checking out some pretty high-status home listings around the area because I like to fool myself into thinking that one day I will be sipping champagne in a kaftan off the balcony in one of these homes. I came across this crazy extra listing of a home in Grand Blanc.

According to the gushing realtor.com listing:

The most incredible opportunity in the entire State of Michigan awaits you with this absolute show stopper of an estate. Boasting over 20,000 sq ft of finished space this will certainly impress from the moment you pull up to the front gates. This Great Gatsby inspired home has every detail personally delivered from all parts of the world. [...] The level of craftsmanship is truly unmatched from the silk walls, to the custom woodwork throughout; this is a 10 out of 10.

Of course, words do not even do this justice. Take a look inside, peasant.


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